It all started innocently. A dollar here, a dollar there. But then the flickering lights and the 7's, the BARs,
the cherries started talking to me. I named the slot machine "Betsy-Lou" and Betsy-Lou told me if I just played one more
time, I would win big. If I quit now, I would be a loser. A loser! I'd show her who's a loser! I would win and the coins would
come raining down in a sweet symphony of clangclangclangs. Just one more dollar! Big money, big money, no whammies!